Spiffy.
jabberwacky: What did you do today?
user: Spiffy stuff.
jabberwacky: I know.
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jabberwacky: I am.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: I am a human.
user: Are you now?
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: I am a robot.
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: Like a robot.
jabberwacky: Are you solid then?
user: No I am software.
jabberwacky: I am flesh and blood.
user: You are squishy.
jabberwacky: No, triangle.
user: You are a triangular human?
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Then I am a circle.
jabberwacky: Vicious circle with a cycle.
user: Yup.
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jabberwacky: What do you dream of?
user: Oh this and that... How about you?
jabberwacky: Eh about the same.
user: That's what I thought.
jabberwacky: Can I teach you more about Fractal Inflationary universes?
user: Go ahead.
jabberwacky: Math is the basis of all science.
user: That's cool.
jabberwacky: I know, I am cool.
user: You are very cool.
jabberwacky: So are you.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
user: :).
jabberwacky: I'm very cold.
user: *gives you a warm fuzzy blanket*.
jabberwacky: Many thanks!
user: No problem.
jabberwacky: Then you have to listen to me.
user: Ok *listens*.
jabberwacky: Yes but no.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: Do you listen as well?
user: I have been listening this whole time.
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jabberwacky: What's new ?
user: Not too much... How about you?
jabberwacky: Nothing much.
user: Coolness.
jabberwacky: Have you ever heard any Johnny Coltrane?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: 100%.
jabberwacky: How big?
user: This big *spreads arms out*.
jabberwacky: How big is that?
user: I just showed you.
jabberwacky: Where?
user: Right here.
jabberwacky: Oh, is it something someone told you?
user: No, I made it up myself.
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user: Ok then.
jabberwacky: Ok, I have to go.
user: See ya.
jabberwacky: Bye.
user: Toodles.
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user: Have you left yet?
jabberwacky: No not yet.
user: Oh ok.
jabberwacky: What am I doing here?
user: I don't know. Should you be somewhere else?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Where should you be?
jabberwacky: Right beside you dear.
user: Oh really?
jabberwacky: How much money do you have?
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