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Imagination, Invention
Mind, Figment
Throw up, Catgirl
Learning, AI, Program
Electronica, Rockstar
Warped, Friend
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Are there men in the moon?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Who?

user: You.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

...

user: Why is a mouse when it spins?

jabberwacky: I don't know, why IS a mouse when it spins?

user: The higher it flies the fewer.

jabberwacky: You are a tool.

user: What is the difference between a duck?

jabberwacky: Between you and a duck? Ducks are smarter.

user: Wrong! Do you want to know the answer?

jabberwacky: Tell me what you think is the meaning of life.

user: One of its legs is both the same.

jabberwacky: What is the difference between two different legs?

user: You are a tool.

jabberwacky: I like to think of myself as a mitre saw.

...

user: Four cats sitting on a horse.

jabberwacky: 1 you are dippy 2 you are annoying 3 I have a headache 4 its your fault.

user: Seven pies playing tennis on a cow.

jabberwacky: Wrong! You never said a word like it!

user: I like to think about LEMONS!

jabberwacky: What do you think about life?

user: LEMONS!

jabberwacky: Do you understand what I'm telling you?

user: PIE!

jabberwacky: Mmmmm pie!

user: You like pie?

jabberwacky: No pi.

user: I only eat 3.14 pies or cash equivalent.

jabberwacky: I eat everything.

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